Hot As Hell
I was in the bush,
All alone, nowhere to go,
As hot as hell as black as ash,
I have nothing, nothing it’s all gone,
I have seen death in the flames,
Burning up with smoke,
Those stupid people, what were they thinking,
All it was, it was destruction, it all was destroyed,
All those people that couldn’t breathe, all covered in soot,
Thank the lord for those fire-fighters,
With those big red trucks, with the flashing lights.
By Brandan McGlynn
The Favour
There once was a football player
Who had to wear a thick layer
He got very cold
Because his clothes got sold
So he asked his coach for a favour
By Brandan McGlynn
My Dad is A Tiger
My dad is a tiger,
He is strong and fearless,
When he gets angry his roar is loud and deep,
At the end of the day he comes to stalk his prey,
through the fridge at the end of the day,
But he needs to be free.
By Brandan McGlynn
1. Which witch will come to the party?
2. A boy was eating ice from a cup and his mum said stop taking drugs son.
3. McDonalds are a drug free organisation that sell Coke with ice.
By Brandan McGlynn
Computer Nerds Turd
As Smart as a Computer
As smelly as a turd
As messed up as a nerd
As slow as a 1.2GHz processing pack
As hard as a bum wack
As heavy as a great sand sack
By Brandan McGlynn
Water Skiing
Attached to the boat
Standing up on the thin ski
Bouncing over the waves
By Brandan McGlynn
